Apply for an Audit

The audit, step by step.

We review within 24 hours

Same day if you submit before noon Central. We confirm fit before scheduling — no time wasted on either side.

You pick a time

You'll get a Calendly link with our open slots. 30 minutes, video or phone, whichever you prefer.

The call itself

We pull your real numbers live — response time, close rate, dormant database. We do most of the talking only when answering your questions.

You get the report

Written within 48 hours. The exact monthly dollar figure you're losing — yours to keep, whether or not you sign anything.

The application

Tell us about your business.

First name *

Last name *

Email *

Phone

Business name *

Website

Your trade *

Locations

Annual revenue *

Monthly leads

Current CRM / lead system

We connect to most major CRMs. If yours isn't on the list, we'll tell you on the call.

What's the biggest lead-flow problem you're trying to solve? *

This is the most important field — be honest, even messy. It helps us prepare the right audit for your call.

I'm interested in the founding cohort

First 5 clients get grandfathered founding pricing ($1,500 setup + $1,997/mo Greenhouse or $4,997 + $4,997/mo Orchard) in exchange for a case study + one reference call per month for 6 months.

Where did you hear about GRAIN?

Something went wrong Please try again, or email johnny@grainmethod.com directly and we'll get the audit on the calendar.

No newsletter signup · No drip campaign · You'll hear from us within 24 hours

Application received.

We're reviewing it now. You'll hear back within 24 hours with a Calendly link to schedule your audit — same day if it's before noon Central.

In the meantime, check your inbox for a confirmation from johnny@grainmethod.com.

Thirty minutes. No pitch. Real numbers.

Tell us about your business.

Application received.